champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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