Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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