Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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