"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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