Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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