she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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