So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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