Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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