so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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