If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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