Taylor Swift is so right about you.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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