did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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