i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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