So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
it's not cheating when I paid for it
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
