im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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