someone get that fucking seahorse.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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