dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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