Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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