Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You are the jesus of drinking
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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