what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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