You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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