Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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