weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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