i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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