She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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