question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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