Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
