Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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