I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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