I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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