Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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