Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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