I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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