All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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