would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
