yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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