normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
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Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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