I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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