You're my little dorito
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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