I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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