I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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