You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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