would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Hippo gnu deer
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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