How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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