where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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