Sry I called you an 8
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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