i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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