Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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