If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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