pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i will never coherently bang her
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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