ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?