and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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