ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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