sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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