He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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