Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
either way he was missing a nipple.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
